Moss Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"