What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'