What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!