Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK