It is an airport.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
he was on a watch list...
Because its a band substance
A somber-ero.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
They both banged JFK