Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot