What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

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