What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)