What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !