What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...