What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.