Fifth Jokes

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.