Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.