Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
Hell if I know.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
A: Barney in an elevator.
A tomato in an elevator :)
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Hey, wanna get blazed?
Wanna go ride bikes??