Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??