Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!