Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."