Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."