Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.