Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.