Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!