Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Two, then one, then none

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?