Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!