Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

You might also enjoy:

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

How did you get into my house?

business.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.