Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.