Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45