5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.