About 5 inches.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
Just three inches.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Like a sixpack
An orbyte
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Dad jokes
When she tells you, say no
Pulp friction.
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
