5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth