About 5 inches.
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Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
Illegal aliens. LOL
Their knees
Two test tickles
Just three inches.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
By the egg on its face.
Pokemon Go!
One person.
A pizza can feed a family of four
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
A toothbrush.
Brushing your teeth