What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black