What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!