What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!