What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.