What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

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How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine