Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.