Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.