Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What does it do?

It would block.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around