Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's small but effective?

A smile

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.