What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole