What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."