What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.