What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.