Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.