Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls