Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.