Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.