What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.