What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."