What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour