What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.