What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands