What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.