What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.