What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.