What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.