What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned