Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.