Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.