Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.