Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.