Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!