Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.