Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.