Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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He wanted to see the floor show !

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To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Because he had a wee cough

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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A lost clause.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!