Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.