Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.