Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.