Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)