Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.