Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.