Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!