What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar