What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What disease does a married man have?

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.