Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.