What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !