What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!