What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.