Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why does the graveyard have fences?

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Dam.

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Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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See you on the flip side.

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Air.