Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
Neither. It was a tie-die.
They both died on Thanksgiving
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Because they have their own scales.
Maggie
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener