Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.