Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.