Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do old people often do?

Die

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie