Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !