Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.