Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.