Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

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Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.