Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.