Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"