Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up