Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee