Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.