Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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They play music, not hockey.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.