What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !