What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !