What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !