What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.