How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.