How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.