How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.