Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay