Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay