Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.