Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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He Shatner.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Challah at ya boy!

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Dr. Drake.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.