What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.