What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.