What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.