What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.