What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.