How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"