How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.