What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!