What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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You owe them an anthrapology

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He Shanghai.

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Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Peaking duck!

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Goo goo gai pan!

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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iFap

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1 corpsepower