What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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iFap

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An Otto-mobile