Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!