Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some