Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!