Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
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It'll dim sum
Diet and exorcise.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
SEVEN.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
It's because two Wongs don't make a white.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
They're always looking for some sort of change!
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
He was syncing too much time into it.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
He had his reservations.
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
