Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It'll dim sum
A conversation of energy.
An Otto-mobile
Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
Ding Dong
Finding half of a roach in your food.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
The Leprenomichaun.
He had his reservations.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
A bad magician
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
They're lit.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.