What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.