Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.