Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.