Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.