Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.