Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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A: They want to make ends meet.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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An elephant with hiccups !

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Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.