Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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wraps

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.