Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Supplies!"

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!