Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.