What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.