Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.