Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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They like to stay anony-moose

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I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.