What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.