What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.