What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.