What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.