What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.