What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.