What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.