What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.