They know people will blow them.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
I don't know, ask Dave.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
A: Leave it to peave her.
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
It made him wed his plants!
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
They throw silverware on the ground!
He likes it dirty.
