Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.