Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.