Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.