Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!