Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.