Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!