Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.