Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*