Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine