Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*