Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!