Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !