Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.