Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.