Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!