Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...