Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!